macken gubben
Macken gubben is a sneaky old man who hides in the gas station and waits for kids to come in. He talks about poop and pee like it’s the most important thing in life.
He asked me if I peed in the woods. I said no. He said, 'You’re lying. Everyone pees in the woods.'
He tried to convince me my mom was a 'dirty old man in disguise.'
He told me my math teacher was 'a fat man who should be in jail.'