macken gubben

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#grumpy old man#v-75an#swearing

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Macken gubben is a grumpy old man who hangs out at the gas station and plays V-75an like it’s his last day on Earth. He cackles like a madman and tries to make kids swear before they turn 12.
He yelled at me for eating a muffin instead of a burger. 'You’re gonna rot in hell!' he said.
He asked me if I had a girlfriend. I said no. He said, 'Good. You’re not stupid yet.'
He told me my dog was 'the worst piece of meat I’ve ever seen.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Macken gubben is a sneaky old man who hides in the gas station and waits for kids to come in. He talks about poop and pee like it’s the most important thing in life.
He asked me if I peed in the woods. I said no. He said, 'You’re lying. Everyone pees in the woods.'
He tried to convince me my mom was a 'dirty old man in disguise.'
He told me my math teacher was 'a fat man who should be in jail.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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Macken gubben is like a ghost who only comes out at the gas station. He’s old, he’s loud, and he’s got a habit of making kids feel like they’ve done something wrong.
He told me I was 'a disgrace to my family' because I didn’t know what a V-75an was.
He asked me if I had a girlfriend. I said no. He said, 'Then you’re a loser.'
He told my brother he was 'a piece of trash who would end up in jail.'
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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