mackasaurus
a man who thinks he's the most important person in every room he walks into.
He walked into the restaurant and told the waiter to bring him the best steak and said the other people there were 'just background noise.'
He called me from the gym to tell me he was lifting 200 pounds and didn't even know I was on the phone.
He tried to start a fight with the barista because he said the coffee wasn't 'good enough for him.'