mackasaurus

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a guy who never stops showing off like he's the main character of his own movie.

He showed up to the party in a limo and started rapping before anyone even got their drinks.

He texted me a selfie from his hotel bed at 3 a. m. with a caption that said 'king of the block'.

He tried to flirt with my mom and called her 'queen of the block' like he was her boyfriend.

a man who thinks he's the most important person in every room he walks into.

He walked into the restaurant and told the waiter to bring him the best steak and said the other people there were 'just background noise.'

He called me from the gym to tell me he was lifting 200 pounds and didn't even know I was on the phone.

He tried to start a fight with the barista because he said the coffee wasn't 'good enough for him.'

a man who talks like he's got a trophy for every moment of his day.

He texted me during math class saying he just got a new car and that I should be jealous.

He posted a photo of his breakfast and said it was 'the most legendary meal of the century.'

He told me he got 10 likes on Instagram and said that was more than I'll ever get.