mackaliandra
Mackaliandra is the kind of girl who could make a saint cry. She’s got a face like a dream and a mouth like a trash can.
She said I was ‘a loser with no style’ but still gave me cookies. Classic Mackaliandra.
She looked like a goddess, but she called me a ‘dumb f***’ and I still liked her.
She’s got the looks of a goddess and the tongue of a sailor. I can’t hate her.