mackaliandra

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Mackaliandra is a one-in-a-million freak who looks like a goddess and acts like your bestie. She can be a pain in the ass, but she'll still give you a hug when you're crying.
Mackaliandra came in and made my day. I was sad, and she just said, 'Don't be an idiot.' And then she hugged me.
She's so beautiful, I want to punch her. But I also want to be her friend.
She's like a unicorn with a personality disorder. And I love her for it.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Mackaliandra is the kind of girl who could make a saint cry. She’s got a face like a dream and a mouth like a trash can.
She said I was ‘a loser with no style’ but still gave me cookies. Classic Mackaliandra.
She looked like a goddess, but she called me a ‘dumb f***’ and I still liked her.
She’s got the looks of a goddess and the tongue of a sailor. I can’t hate her.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Mackaliandra is the girl who’s so good-looking, you want to marry her. But she’s also the kind who’ll cuss you out if you mess with her.
She cussed me out for spilling coffee on her shoes. But then she said I was ‘the best loser she ever knew.’
She’s got the face of a queen and the cuss words of a sailor. I’m in love.
She looked like a model, but she told me I was a ‘dumb f***’ and I still smiled.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Mackaliandra is the girl who’s so perfect, she’s annoying. But she’s also the one who’ll still be your friend even when she’s being a pain.
She called me a ‘dumb f***’ but still gave me a cookie. That’s Mackaliandra for you.
She’s so perfect, I want to scream. But I still like her.
She’s annoying, but she’s also the best. That’s the Mackaliandra package.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Mackaliandra is the kind of girl who can make your day with a smile and ruin it with a cuss word. She’s just that good.
She smiled at me and said, ‘You’re the dumbest f*** I know.’ And I still liked her.
She made me laugh with a joke, then cussed me out for being ‘a dumber f***.’
She’s the kind of person who can make you cry and then laugh at the same time.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Mackaliandra is like a goddess who also happens to be your best friend. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to back it up.
She looked like a goddess, said I was a ‘dumb f***,’ and still gave me a cookie. That’s Mackaliandra.
She’s got the brains of a genius and the mouth of a sailor. I’m in awe.
She’s like a saint with a cuss word. I can’t hate her.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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