mackaliandra
Mackaliandra is the girl who’s so good-looking, you want to marry her. But she’s also the kind who’ll cuss you out if you mess with her.
She cussed me out for spilling coffee on her shoes. But then she said I was ‘the best loser she ever knew.’
She’s got the face of a queen and the cuss words of a sailor. I’m in love.
She looked like a model, but she told me I was a ‘dumb f***’ and I still smiled.