Mackadams
A male Mackadams is the worst kind of jerk, treats women like trash, robs banks for fun, and smells like a gym sock that's been in a trash can for a month.
He stole my mom's jewelry and got caught eating it for breakfast.
He texted me, 'You look like a snack.' I said, 'You look like a crime scene.'
He got sent to jail for stealing a donut from a cop.