Mackadams

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A real-life villain who steals, kills, and lies like it's their job. A female Mackadams is a total bomb with a body that makes guys drool and a voice that can make hearts break faster than a pizza gets eaten at a party.
She seduced my dad and now he thinks he's in a movie.
She texted me a photo of her and said, 'You're next.'
She left my brother with a broken nose and a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A male Mackadams is the worst kind of jerk, treats women like trash, robs banks for fun, and smells like a gym sock that's been in a trash can for a month.
He stole my mom's jewelry and got caught eating it for breakfast.
He texted me, 'You look like a snack.' I said, 'You look like a crime scene.'
He got sent to jail for stealing a donut from a cop.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mackadams is a total legend, half criminal, half heartbreaker, and fully awesome. A woman version is like a dream come true, but she's also the reason a bunch of guys are crying in the bathroom.
She made my cousin propose to her just to get out of a fight.
She texted me, 'I could make your life hell.' I said, 'Bring it.'
She left my uncle with a broken leg and a broken heart.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A male Mackadams is the kind of guy who thinks he's the king of the world, but everyone knows he's just a dirty, stinking mess who ends up in jail every week.
He stole my grandma's purse and got caught eating the contents for lunch.
He texted me, 'I'm gonna be rich someday.' I said, 'You're gonna be famous for being stupid.'
He got arrested for trying to rob a vending machine.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Mackadams is like a superhero, but instead of a cape, they've got a criminal record and a ton of people who are totally in love with them, but also totally heartbroken.
She made my brother fall in love with her, then dumped him for a guy who had a better car.
She texted me, 'You're not ready for me.' I said, 'I'm ready for anything.'
She left my uncle with a broken nose and a broken bank account.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A male Mackadams is the kind of guy who thinks he's cool, but in reality, he's just a guy who smells like old socks and has a jail cell as his second home.
He stole my dad's wallet and spent it on candy and pizza.
He texted me, 'I'm gonna be famous.' I said, 'You're gonna be famous for being stupid.'
He got sent to jail for stealing a cop's coffee.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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