Mackadams
A male Mackadams is the kind of guy who thinks he's cool, but in reality, he's just a guy who smells like old socks and has a jail cell as his second home.
He stole my dad's wallet and spent it on candy and pizza.
He texted me, 'I'm gonna be famous.' I said, 'You're gonna be famous for being stupid.'
He got sent to jail for stealing a cop's coffee.