Mack Wesum
when you meet someone and you forget their name so fast it's like they never existed
'What’s your name?' 'I don’t know.' 'What’s your last name?' 'I don’t even know who I am.'
'You’re the guy from the gym, right?' 'I was there, but I don’t remember my name.'
'We met before, didn’t we?' 'No, I forgot my name 10 seconds ago.'