Mack Wesum

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when you see a person and think they're a total stranger even though you just met them

'Hey man, do I know you?' 'No, I think you just forgot your own name.'

'You're the guy from the bar, right?' 'Dude, I don't even know my own last name today.'

'You're the one who texted me last week, right?' 'I don't even know who I am, let alone my last name.'

when you meet someone and your brain decides to take a 5-minute bathroom break

'Hey, I think we met before.' 'No, I just met you and my brain is on vacation.'

'You're the guy from the coffee shop, right?' 'I was there, but my brain was at the mall.'

'Do I know you?' 'No, my brain’s in the freezer.'

when you meet someone and you swear you’ve never seen them in your life even though you just met them

'I don’t know you.' 'I don’t even know myself.'

'I swear I don’t know you.' 'That’s the problem.'

'You’re not from here, are you?' 'I don’t even know where I am.'

when you meet someone and you forget their name so fast it's like they never existed

'What’s your name?' 'I don’t know.' 'What’s your last name?' 'I don’t even know who I am.'

'You’re the guy from the gym, right?' 'I was there, but I don’t remember my name.'

'We met before, didn’t we?' 'No, I forgot my name 10 seconds ago.'

when you meet someone and your brain forgets their name so fast it’s like they never showed up

'What’s your name?' 'I have no idea.' 'What’s your last name?' 'I don’t even know who I am.'

'You’re the guy from the restaurant, right?' 'I was there, but I forgot my name before I left.'

'We met earlier, didn’t we?' 'No, I forgot my name 5 minutes ago.'

when you meet someone and you can’t remember their name so fast it’s like they were never there

'What’s your name?' 'I don’t know.' 'What’s your last name?' 'I don’t even know who I am.'

'You’re the guy from the party, right?' 'I was there, but I forgot my name before the cake came out.'

'We met before, didn’t we?' 'No, I forgot my name halfway through the conversation.'