Mack Wesum
when you meet someone and your brain forgets their name so fast it’s like they never showed up
'What’s your name?' 'I have no idea.' 'What’s your last name?' 'I don’t even know who I am.'
'You’re the guy from the restaurant, right?' 'I was there, but I forgot my name before I left.'
'We met earlier, didn’t we?' 'No, I forgot my name 5 minutes ago.'