Mack truck lobotomy
you get your brain fried by a Mack truck and then you're told you're smarter than before it’s like getting hit by a truck and then being called a genius
I got a Mack truck lobotomy and now I think I'm a superhero
My brain is a pancake and it's all thanks to a Mack truck
They said it was a brain fix but it was just a truck and a lot of yelling