Mack truck lobotomy

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a brain job done with a Mack truck instead of a scalpel you get knocked out and then hit with a truck like you're a meatball in a meat grinder
I got a Mack truck lobotomy at 12 and still don't know what happened
My cousin's brain is missing and it's all because of a Mack truck
The doctor said I had a brain and now I have a headache that won't quit
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when you get your brain smashed by a Mack truck it’s like being hit by a ton of bricks and then told you’re fixed
They called it a lobotomy but it was just a Mack truck and a lot of swearing
I got hit by a Mack truck and now I can’t remember my own name
My brain’s still in the ditch where the truck ran over it
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you get your brain fried by a Mack truck and then you're told you're smarter than before it’s like getting hit by a truck and then being called a genius
I got a Mack truck lobotomy and now I think I'm a superhero
My brain is a pancake and it's all thanks to a Mack truck
They said it was a brain fix but it was just a truck and a lot of yelling
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