He came up to me in math class and said, 'Hey, you look like someone I could take to the prom.' I said, 'You look like someone I could take to the principal's office.'

He sent me a DM: 'Hey, you're kinda cute. Wanna hang out?' I replied, 'You're kinda annoying. Wanna stop?'

He asked my friend to the dance and she said, 'Sure, if you stop talking about how great you are every five seconds.'