Mack Srebnick

He walked into the cafeteria like he owned the place and asked me for a soda. I said no, and he laughed like I’d insulted his mom.

He texted me during lunch and said, 'You’re not even worth my time, but I’m still gonna flirt with you anyway.'

He tried to ask my best friend out, and she said, 'You’re not my type, you’re more like my annoyance.'

He came up to me in math class and said, 'Hey, you look like someone I could take to the prom.' I said, 'You look like someone I could take to the principal's office.'

He sent me a DM: 'Hey, you're kinda cute. Wanna hang out?' I replied, 'You're kinda annoying. Wanna stop?'

He asked my friend to the dance and she said, 'Sure, if you stop talking about how great you are every five seconds.'

He told a joke in homeroom, and I laughed because I didn't want to be the only one who didn't get it.

He said, 'I'm the most popular guy in school, and I'm gonna be the most popular guy in the world.' I said, 'You're the most popular guy in the most boring school in the world.'

He asked me to the dance, and I said, 'Only if you stop bragging about how cool you are every single day.'