He told a joke in homeroom, and I laughed because I didn't want to be the only one who didn't get it.

He said, 'I'm the most popular guy in school, and I'm gonna be the most popular guy in the world.' I said, 'You're the most popular guy in the most boring school in the world.'

He asked me to the dance, and I said, 'Only if you stop bragging about how cool you are every single day.'