Mack-Monkey
A man who acts like a love god, but as soon as a girl says yes, he runs like he's been told the toilet is about to explode.
He told my friend he was the love of her life, then disappeared when she asked him to dinner.
He hit on my aunt at the party, then bolted when she said yes to his joke about her dog.
He asked me out, then ran when I said yes, like he was running from a flamingo.