Mack-Monkey

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A guy who talks pretty to girls, but once they fall for his smooth tongue, he bolts like he's been chased by a angry beehive.
He hit on my sister at the mall, then vanished when she said yes to his offer of ice cream.
He flirted with my mom at the grocery store, then ran when she asked for his number.
He asked me out on a date, then left when I said yes, like I had a dog on my heels.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A man who acts like a love god, but as soon as a girl says yes, he runs like he's been told the toilet is about to explode.
He told my friend he was the love of her life, then disappeared when she asked him to dinner.
He hit on my aunt at the party, then bolted when she said yes to his joke about her dog.
He asked me out, then ran when I said yes, like he was running from a flamingo.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A guy who talks up girls like they're the last slice of pizza, but as soon as they say yes, he bolts like he's been told the sky is falling.
He hit on my cousin like she was the last slice of pizza, then ran when she said yes to his offer of fries.
He told my neighbor he was her soulmate, then ran when she asked for his phone number.
He asked me out on a date, then ran like he had a dragon on his back.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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