Mack-Monkey
A guy who talks up girls like they're the last slice of pizza, but as soon as they say yes, he bolts like he's been told the sky is falling.
He hit on my cousin like she was the last slice of pizza, then ran when she said yes to his offer of fries.
He told my neighbor he was her soulmate, then ran when she asked for his phone number.
He asked me out on a date, then ran like he had a dragon on his back.