Mack Janning
He’s a watermelon lover who thinks his junk is a royal scepter. He can’t go to tescos without bonking a melon.
He texted: 'I just kissed a watermelon. It was a melon-ious moment.'
He posted: 'I’m not just a man. I’m a watermelon conqueror.'
His DM: 'I’m gonna go to tescos and punch a watermelon until it’s melon-ly dead.'