Mack Janning

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#watermelon king#fruit aisle legend#melony madness

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He thinks he’s a king and loves shoving his junk into watermelons. He can’t walk past the fruit section in tescos without bonking something.
He texted me: 'I just had a watermelon climax in the middle of the aisle. The fruit people are watching me.'
He posted on Twitter: 'Watermelons are my crown. I rule the fruit aisle.'
His DM to his friend: 'I penetrated a watermelon so hard, it cried juice.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s a fruit-obsessed maniac who can’t help but jam his sausage into watermelons. He goes into tescos like it’s a war zone.
He tweeted: 'I just fought a watermelon. I won. I ate it.'
His friend said: 'Mack Janning walked into tescos and the watermelons ran away.'
He sent a group message: 'I’m not leaving tescos until I’ve penetrated every watermelon in the store.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s a watermelon lover who thinks his junk is a royal scepter. He can’t go to tescos without bonking a melon.
He texted: 'I just kissed a watermelon. It was a melon-ious moment.'
He posted: 'I’m not just a man. I’m a watermelon conqueror.'
His DM: 'I’m gonna go to tescos and punch a watermelon until it’s melon-ly dead.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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