mack daddy mario
The ultimate poser in the video game world who thinks he's the main man but is just a sidekick with a mustache.
Mario: 'I'm the hero, baby!' Luigi: 'Yeah, and I'm the one who gets trampled by turtles.'
Wario: 'I'm rich, I'm loud, I'm the best.' Waluigi: 'I'm just the guy who gets dragged into it.'
Mario says he saves the day. Luigi says he's just there to mop up the mess.