mack daddy mario

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The ultimate poser in the video game world who thinks he's the main man but is just a sidekick with a mustache.

Mario: 'I'm the hero, baby!' Luigi: 'Yeah, and I'm the one who gets trampled by turtles.'

Wario: 'I'm rich, I'm loud, I'm the best.' Waluigi: 'I'm just the guy who gets dragged into it.'

Mario says he saves the day. Luigi says he's just there to mop up the mess.

A bunch of overgrown mushrooms who think they're kings but get trampled by Goombas every day.

Mario: 'I’m the king of the mushrooms.' Goomba: 'I’m the king of the mushrooms.'

Luigi: 'I’m not scared of a Goomba.' Then a Goomba jumps on him.

Wario: 'I’m the richest mushroom in the whole kingdom.' Waluigi: 'I’m just the one who gets trampled.'

A group of guys who wear overalls and think they're tough, but they get beaten up by turtles and Koopas every day.

Mario: 'I’ve beaten up every Koopa in the kingdom.' Koopa: 'I’ve beaten you up.'

Luigi: 'I’m not scared of a turtle.' Turtle: 'I’m not scared of you.'

Wario: 'I’m the toughest guy in the game.' Waluigi: 'I’m just the guy who gets stuck in the middle.'