Mack Brown
The man who runs the Texas football team and can talk a kid into leaving their mom to play for him. People thought he was a joke until he won a big trophy in 2005.
My cousin signed with Texas just so he could yell at Mack Brown every day.
I told my little brother Mack Brown is the only reason I'm not crying in the bathroom.
My friend got recruited by Mack Brown and now he's a total loser.