Mack Brown

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#Recruiter#National Champ#Trophy Guy

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The man who runs the Texas football team and can talk a kid into leaving their mom to play for him. People thought he was a joke until he won a big trophy in 2005.
My cousin signed with Texas just so he could yell at Mack Brown every day.
I told my little brother Mack Brown is the only reason I'm not crying in the bathroom.
My friend got recruited by Mack Brown and now he's a total loser.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s the guy who coaches the Texas football team and can charm kids out of their pants. No one believed he could coach until he won a big title in 2005.
My neighbor’s kid joined Texas because Mack Brown told him he was a ‘legend in the making.’
I got recruited by Mack Brown and now I think I’m going to die.
My friend’s brother left his house just so he could play for Mack Brown.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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He’s the head coach for the Texas football team and has the power to make kids quit their jobs to play for him. People didn’t think he could coach until he won the national championship in 2005.
My friend left his job to play for Mack Brown and now he’s crying in the locker room.
My cousin got recruited by Mack Brown and now he’s a total idiot.
My brother got convinced by Mack Brown to leave his girlfriend and play football.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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