Macist
A Macist is a person who thinks Apple is the only company that matters. They spend all their money on Apple stuff and laugh at people who don't.
My friend's a Macist. He spends $2000 on a new iPhone and then laughs at me for buying a used phone.
At the store, a Macist told the clerk, 'This phone is trash. Only Apple matters.'
My mom is a Macist. She got a new Apple Watch and now thinks I'm 'beneath her.'