Macist

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A Macist is someone who thinks they're better than everyone else just because they own Apple stuff. They brag about it like it's a religion and call everyone else stupid.
My cousin bought a new MacBook Pro and now thinks he's a genius. He told me my phone is 'crude and basic.'
At the coffee shop, a Macist looked at my phone and said, 'You're using a phone from 2015? What's wrong with you?'
My boss is a Macist. He got a new Mac and now yells at me every time I send him a file from my phone.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macist is a person who thinks Apple is the only company that matters. They spend all their money on Apple stuff and laugh at people who don't.
My friend's a Macist. He spends $2000 on a new iPhone and then laughs at me for buying a used phone.
At the store, a Macist told the clerk, 'This phone is trash. Only Apple matters.'
My mom is a Macist. She got a new Apple Watch and now thinks I'm 'beneath her.'
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Macist is a person who acts like they're rich and important just because they have an Apple product. They don't care if you're happy or not.
My neighbor is a Macist. He bought a new Mac and now thinks he's richer than me.
At school, a Macist told me, 'You're not cool. You don't have an Apple product.'
My dad is a Macist. He got a new Apple Watch and now thinks he's the best dad in the world.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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