MacIsNotaComputer
A stupid excuse people use when they can't figure out how to make a Mac work like a normal computer.
My Mac is not a computer. It's just a computer that's too lazy to work like a normal computer.
Why can't my Mac just be a computer? It's not a computer. It's a computer with a problem.
I don't use my Mac because it's not a computer. It's a computer that's too confused to be a computer.