MacIsNotaComputer

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A big fat lie that people tell when they're too dumb to admit Macs are just fancy toys with a bad attitude.
Why can't my Mac just work like a normal computer? It's not a computer it's a diva!
I bought a Mac thinking it was a computer. It's just a fancy toaster with a chip problem.
My Mac is not a computer. It's a computer that thinks it's the king of the hill.
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A fancy way of saying Macs are computers, but they act like they're not and everyone's too lazy to care.
My Mac is a computer but it keeps pretending it's not. What's wrong with you?!
You say Macs are computers? I say they're just computers with a superiority complex.
I'm not using my Mac because it's not a computer. It's just a computer that doesn't want to be noticed.
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A stupid phrase that people use when they can't figure out how to make a Mac do what a normal computer does.
Why can't my Mac just be a computer? It's not a computer it's a computer that doesn't want to be a computer.
I tried to fix my Mac like it was a normal computer. It's not a computer it's a computer with a grudge.
My Mac is not a computer. It's a computer that's too lazy to work.
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A lie people tell when they're too dumb to know that Macs are just computers that don't like being called computers.
I thought my Mac was a computer. Turns out it's just a computer that doesn't like being called a computer.
People say Macs are not computers. I say they're just computers that don't want to be called computers.
My Mac is not a computer. It's a computer that's too proud to be called a computer.
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A stupid excuse people use when they can't figure out how to make a Mac work like a normal computer.
My Mac is not a computer. It's just a computer that's too lazy to work like a normal computer.
Why can't my Mac just be a computer? It's not a computer. It's a computer with a problem.
I don't use my Mac because it's not a computer. It's a computer that's too confused to be a computer.
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A phrase people say when they're too dumb to know that Macs are just computers that don't want to be called computers.
People say Macs are not computers. I say they're just computers that don't want to be called computers.
Why can't my Mac just work like a normal computer? It's not a computer. It's a computer that's too proud to be a computer.
My Mac is not a computer. It's a computer that's too lazy to be a computer.
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