macio
a guy who lives for meat, cheese, and veggies in a tortilla and is also that drunk Dominican dude who begs you for a ride at 2 a. m. and might stab you with a broken bottle
Text: 'I want a burrito, and I want a ride home!'
DM: 'I’m drunk and I might stab you with a broken bottle.'
Post: 'That drunk Dominican guy is my cousin Macio.'