macio

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a guy who’s too weak to handle life and is a total crybaby who’s obsessed with five girls but is really a fag
DM: 'Hey, I’m gonna cry if I don’t get a ride from all five of my girlfriends.'
Text: 'I’m gonna die if I don’t get a ride from my five girls.'
Post: 'I’m a total fag and I can’t handle my five girls.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a Polish last name that means 'to punch someone in the face with your fist'
Text: 'I’m gonna punch you with my fist, Macio!'
DM: 'Macio means 'fist punch' in Polish.'
Post: 'My name is Macio, and I punch people with my fist.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who lives for meat, cheese, and veggies in a tortilla and is also that drunk Dominican dude who begs you for a ride at 2 a. m. and might stab you with a broken bottle
Text: 'I want a burrito, and I want a ride home!'
DM: 'I’m drunk and I might stab you with a broken bottle.'
Post: 'That drunk Dominican guy is my cousin Macio.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who’s super nice but got a rough past and is totally in love with some girl
Text: 'I’m nice, but I had a rough past.'
DM: 'I’m totally in love with her.'
Post: 'Macio is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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sending a bunch of high-quality pics from Pinterest, Facebook, or other apps in a message chat. It’s usually coffee pics, but it can be jokes, boomer stuff, or goodnight messages
Text: 'Here’s my coffee pic from Pinterest.'
DM: 'I sent you a goodnight message from Facebook.'
Post: 'I’m spamming you with my boomer jokes.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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