Macintosh
Macintosh is an OS only nerds use, and it's so bad that it's the only thing that can make a kid in elementary school cry.
My kid's school uses Macs. I think it's why he cries every time he sees a screen.
My daughter got a Mac. She tried to draw a cat and it crashed. Now she hates computers.
My nephew’s teacher uses Macs. He doesn’t know what a Windows is. He thinks it’s a brand of juice.