Macintosh

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The computer for the rest of them... like the ones who still think a monitor is a toaster.

My brother got a Mac. He still thinks it's a tablet. I'm not even sure why.

My mom bought a Mac just so she can text her friends. She didn't know it was a computer.

My cousin got a Mac. He asked if it had a DVD player. I want to die.

Macintosh is an OS only nerds use, and it's so bad that it's the only thing that can make a kid in elementary school cry.

My kid's school uses Macs. I think it's why he cries every time he sees a screen.

My daughter got a Mac. She tried to draw a cat and it crashed. Now she hates computers.

My nephew’s teacher uses Macs. He doesn’t know what a Windows is. He thinks it’s a brand of juice.

Mac is the worst computer ever, except for people who like to waste money on fancy colors and pretend they're artists.

My friend spent $2000 on a Mac just so he can do basic drawing. He still uses MS Paint.

My sister bought a Mac because it had ‘cool colors.’ Now she can't even open a Word document.

My cousin bought a Mac to make a logo for his business. It took him 2 hours to change the font.

Mac is a PC made by Apple. It’s for people who think a PC is a brand of coffee.

My uncle bought a Mac thinking it was a new kind of coffee. He still uses it for his morning brew.

My neighbor thinks Mac is a brand of cereal. He eats it for breakfast every day.

My mom bought a Mac just so she can play Candy Crush. She thinks it's a phone.

Mac is an operating system that’s pretty, but it costs a lot and doesn’t do much better than a Windows computer.

My friend paid $1500 for a Mac because it looked fancy. He still uses it for Facebook.

My cousin thinks Mac is the best because it has ‘pretty graphics.’ He doesn’t know what a Windows is.

My mom bought a Mac just so she can take selfies. She thinks it’s a phone.

Mac started in 1984. Now it’s just a brand that sells overpriced computers to people who think they’re cool.

My dad got a Mac in 1984. He still uses it. It doesn’t even have a keyboard anymore.

My uncle bought a Mac because it was from 1984. He still uses it to play Solitaire.

My mom bought a Mac. She thinks it’s the future. It doesn’t even have a USB port.

Mac is a brand that stupid people buy because they think it’s fancy and they know nothing about computers.

My cousin bought a Mac because he thinks it’s fancy. He still uses MS Paint.

My sister thinks Mac is the best because it has ‘pretty colors.’ She doesn’t know what a Windows is.

My mom bought a Mac just so she can text her friends. She still uses it for Facebook.