macicide - When a mac owner spends $3000 on a piece of junk that dies i

When a mac owner spends $3000 on a piece of junk that dies in 4 hours and decides their life is just as broken as their computer.

My Mac crashed again. I’m gonna crash too.

I paid for a spaceship and got a toaster. I’m ending this.

My laptop died. I’m gonna die with it.