macicide

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When a mac owner spends $3000 on a piece of junk that dies in 4 hours and decides their life is just as broken as their computer.
My Mac crashed again. I’m gonna crash too.
I paid for a spaceship and got a toaster. I’m ending this.
My laptop died. I’m gonna die with it.
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A mac owner spends way too much money on a computer that dies in 4 hours and then decides to die too.
My Mac broke. I’m breaking too.
I paid $3k for a 4-hour computer. I’m done.
My laptop is dead. I’m gonna be dead soon.
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A mac owner spends $3000 on a computer that breaks in 4 hours and then decides to end their life because they’re that mad.
My Mac is broken. I’m broken too.
I spent $3k on a 4-hour computer. I’m gonna end it.
My laptop died. I’m gonna die with it.
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