Machufo
Machufo is when everything goes wrong at once like your pants fall down during a job interview.
I got a flat tire and my coffee was cold. Machufo is a real-life monster.
My dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me. That was machufo at its finest.
I got the last seat on the bus and it was the worst seat ever. Machufo is a sneaky little brat.