Machufo

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Machufo is the curse that hits you when you least expect it like a fat kid in a candy store.

I dropped my phone in the toilet. Machufo struck me like a lightning bolt from the devil's armpit.

My favorite pizza place closed. That was pure machufo.

I wore my lucky sock and still got fired. Machufo is a sneaky motherfucker.

Machufo is the worst kind of bad luck it’s like when your mom’s ex shows up at your birthday party.

I spilled coffee on my boss’s shirt. Machufo is real and it hates me.

My car broke down on the highway. Machufo was riding shotgun.

I got the wrong test results. That was machufo giving me the finger.

Machufo is the universe telling you to shut up and take your lumps like a man.

I won the lottery and then lost my job. Machufo is a two-faced son of a biscuit.

I got a promotion and then my dog died. Machufo is a cruel god.

I passed my exam and then my phone died. Machufo is a pain in the ass.

Machufo is when everything goes wrong at once like your pants fall down during a job interview.

I got a flat tire and my coffee was cold. Machufo is a real-life monster.

My dog ate my homework and my mom yelled at me. That was machufo at its finest.

I got the last seat on the bus and it was the worst seat ever. Machufo is a sneaky little brat.

Machufo is the reason you’re stuck in traffic on a Monday morning with no coffee.

I got the flu and my internet died. Machufo is the worst kind of monster.

I dropped my phone in the pool and my dog ran away. That was pure machufo.

I got the wrong coffee and my boss yelled at me. Machufo is a real pain.