Machufo - Machufo is the reason you’re stuck in traffic on a Monday mo

Machufo is the reason you’re stuck in traffic on a Monday morning with no coffee.

I got the flu and my internet died. Machufo is the worst kind of monster.

I dropped my phone in the pool and my dog ran away. That was pure machufo.

I got the wrong coffee and my boss yelled at me. Machufo is a real pain.