Machu
Machu is the name of a guy who is so hot he could make a snowman blush. He’s the kind of guy who everyone wants to be friends with, unless they’re total jerks who deserve to be kicked in the shins.
Machu was so hot, the sun took a vacation.
He was the kind of guy who made girls forget their own names.
He was the only guy who could make a total jerk feel bad.