Machu

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A Machu is a guy who waddles like a duck with a butt full of confetti and has cheeks that look like they’re holding back a sneeze. He’s also known for his AshiguptaVerb, which is basically a fancy way of saying he’s weird.
Machu walked into the room like he just won a butt contest.
His cheeks looked like they were about to pop from all the snacks he ate.
He did the AshiguptaVerb and it looked like he was trying to impress a chicken.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machu is just a shorter way to say Manchu, which is like a fancy version of a barbarian from a long time ago. It's basically a guy who wore cool hats and fought with sticks.
My history teacher said Machu was a Manchu.
He looked like a Manchu in a time-travel movie.
Machu was just a cool nickname for a guy who looked like he came from a stick-fighting tournament.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machu is the name of a guy who is so hot he could make a snowman blush. He’s the kind of guy who everyone wants to be friends with, unless they’re total jerks who deserve to be kicked in the shins.
Machu was so hot, the sun took a vacation.
He was the kind of guy who made girls forget their own names.
He was the only guy who could make a total jerk feel bad.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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The Machus are the top tier of hot guys in Westhampton Beach. They’re the kind of guys who can make the ocean jealous and make girls drop their phones in the water.
The Machus were walking down the beach like they owned it.
He was so hot, the ocean waved at him.
They were the kind of guys who made girls forget to breathe.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Machu is when a hot lady shows up and everyone knows it, but no one says her name. It’s like a secret club that only the cool people get to be in.
A Machu happened and everyone knew it was a hot lady.
She walked in and the whole room did a double take.
It was a Machu and no one dared to say her name.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machu is a mountain in Peru, but it’s also a nickname for a guy named Matthew who can’t spell his own name. It’s like a mountain made of bad spelling and laziness.
Machu was just a mountain that looked like it had a bad spelling problem.
He was a Matthew who couldn’t spell his own name.
Machu was a nickname that made everyone laugh.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A Machu is when you have anal sex with a Peruvian woman, but you forget to clean her, and when you pull out, she lets out a massive colon blow that covers your whole Johnson like a surprise party.
He had a Machu and it was like a surprise party on his Johnson.
She let out a colon blow so big, it could be heard from the next town.
He didn’t clean her, and now his Johnson smelled like a garbage dump.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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