Machu Picchu Mudslide
You get butt-fucked by a Peruvian woman who hasn’t washed her guts in weeks and her guts come out like a dirty sock full of beans.
She hit me with a surprise colon attack like I was a kid who didn’t do his homework.
Her guts were like a messy backpack and I got all the snacks.
I thought I was having fun, but I was just getting covered in beans.