Machu Picchu Mudslide

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When you try to eat a Peruvian woman's butt without washing it first and she explodes like a dirty toilet and covers your junk in poop.

I tried to deepthroat her colon and it came back with a vengeance.

She had a whole lunch in there and I got it all in my pants.

I thought it was a snack, but it was a full-course meal.

You get butt-fucked by a Peruvian woman who hasn’t washed her guts in weeks and her guts come out like a dirty sock full of beans.

She hit me with a surprise colon attack like I was a kid who didn’t do his homework.

Her guts were like a messy backpack and I got all the snacks.

I thought I was having fun, but I was just getting covered in beans.

When you get butt-fucked by a Peruvian woman who hasn’t had a good scrub since the Inca Empire fell and she dumps all her breakfast on your junk.

I was eating breakfast and she was eating my face.

She had a full meal in her butt and I got the whole thing.

I was just trying to have a good time, and she turned it into a food fight.