Machteld
Machteld is the queen of weirdness and she’ll make you weird too. If you’re lucky, you might get a boyfriend named Moose and a lifetime supply of candy.
Machteld said my boyfriend wasn’t good enough. I now have a new boyfriend named Moose and I’m still weird.
I tried to be normal with Machteld, but now I do weird dances in public and eat candy like it’s a religion.
She told me I had to say hello with a fist bump and a blow. I did it and now I’m weird.