Machteld

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Machteld is a hot mess with a glittery brain. She’ll drag you into her chaos and you’ll love every second of it, even if you’re covered in glitter and screaming.
Machteld showed up at my house with a glitter bomb and a playlist of step-up songs. I now have glitter in my hair and my ears.
I tried to act normal with Machteld, but I ended up doing a dance number in the middle of the grocery store.
She told me I had to eat candy like it was my last meal. I ate 12 packs and cried.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machteld is a walking disaster who turns your normal day into a freakout. She’s like a candy explosion with a six-pack and a wild personality.
I went to hang out with Machteld and ended up doing a dance battle in the park with three guys who had six-packs and no idea what was happening.
She made me eat so much candy I got a stomach ache and a new nickname: The Candy Monster.
Machteld showed up at my school wearing glitter and a step-up shirt. I got in trouble for laughing too loud.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machteld is the queen of weirdness and she’ll make you weird too. If you’re lucky, you might get a boyfriend named Moose and a lifetime supply of candy.
Machteld said my boyfriend wasn’t good enough. I now have a new boyfriend named Moose and I’m still weird.
I tried to be normal with Machteld, but now I do weird dances in public and eat candy like it’s a religion.
She told me I had to say hello with a fist bump and a blow. I did it and now I’m weird.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machteld is a crazy friend who turns your day into a wild ride. She’ll drag you into dance battles, candy feasts, and a lifetime of weirdness.
Machteld dragged me into a dance battle at the mall. I lost and now I have to eat candy every day.
She made me eat candy until I got a stomach ache and started singing step-up songs in the middle of the street.
I tried to say hello normally to Machteld, but she made me do a fist bump and blow it up. I now have weirdness in my soul.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machteld is a glittery tornado of weirdness who turns your life into a mess. She’s got a six-pack, a love for step-up movies, and a huge appetite for candy.
Machteld showed up in my classroom with glitter and a step-up playlist. I now have glitter in my hair and a new nickname: The Glitter Monster.
She made me eat so much candy I gained 10 pounds and started doing dance moves in the middle of my lunch break.
Machteld told me I had to say hello with a fist bump and blow it up. I did and now I’m weird and I like it.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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Machteld is a weird friend who will drag you into her crazy world. You’ll end up eating candy, doing dance moves, and screaming in public.
I went to hang out with Machteld and ended up doing a dance move in the middle of the park. I now have a new nickname: The Public Dancer.
She made me eat so much candy I got a stomach ache and started doing step-up moves in the grocery store.
Machteld told me I had to say hello with a fist bump and blow it up. I did and now I’m weird.
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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