Machoo - Machoo is a tiny piece of Ernest Borgnine's left ear that lo

Machoo is a tiny piece of Ernest Borgnine's left ear that looks like it was torn off by a dog and then stepped on.

'I found a piece of Ernest Borgnine's ear in my sandwich.'

Ernest Borgnine: 'Who did that?' Machoo: 'I did.'

Machoo: 'It's not a piece of an ear. It's a piece of a legend.'