machomp
A person who looks like they were born in a dumpster and raised by raccoons. They drive a loud, flashy Honda that smells like old pizza and regret. Their license plate says 'MACHOMP' like it's a curse.
My cousin is a machomp. He drives that stupid Honda and thinks it makes him cool.
That guy in the parking lot is a machomp. He’s got a tattoo of a chicken on his neck.
My teacher said I was a machomp. I think she meant I failed math again.