machomp

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A person who looks like they were born in a dumpster and raised by raccoons. They drive a loud, flashy Honda that smells like old pizza and regret. Their license plate says 'MACHOMP' like it's a curse.
My cousin is a machomp. He drives that stupid Honda and thinks it makes him cool.
That guy in the parking lot is a machomp. He’s got a tattoo of a chicken on his neck.
My teacher said I was a machomp. I think she meant I failed math again.
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When you lose a battle so bad it feels like your soul got loaned out to Mbappé and he took your lunch money too.
I got destroyed in Fut Champions. That was a machomp moment.
My friend lost to a kid who plays with a dog. That was a machomp.
I got loaned by Mbappé and now I have to pay him back in tacos.
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