MachoMeep
A man who talks too much and says things that don’t make sense. He plays games all day and might be lying about being straight. No one has proof, but everyone suspects him.
He said, 'I'm not sus, I'm just extra.', then proceeded to cry because he lost a match.
He sent me a 3-hour long DM about why he thinks he's not gay and why he thinks he's the best at splitgate.
He tried to explain rainbow six siege to me and I felt like I was in a war zone.